Eadith

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Eadith is a tiny, sugary little brat who acts like she's the queen of the universe. She's not allowed to date until she's 16, which is basically forever. But you can be her friend, and that’s a privilege.

Eadith: I’m the best friend ever. You’re just a waste of oxygen.

Eadith texts me at 2 a. m. because she’s bored and I’m the only one who will answer.

Eadith: You’re not my friend. You’re just my backup plan.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eadith is the shortest, sweetest, most annoying girl ever. She won’t date until she’s 16, which is basically a death sentence. But if you be her friend, she’ll laugh at your jokes and maybe even like you.

Eadith: I would date you if I wasn’t 13 and my mom said no.

Eadith texts me during math class: ‘Your joke was trash, but I still laughed.’

Eadith: You’re my best friend. You’re also my worst enemy.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eadith is the cutest, most ridiculous girl in the world. She can’t date until she’s 16, which is like being stuck in a time loop. But she’s the best friend you’ll ever have, and she’ll make you laugh until you cry.

Eadith: I’m not dating anyone. I’m too busy being the best friend ever.

Eadith texts me at 1 a. m.: ‘Your joke was stupid, but I still laughed.’

Eadith: You’re my best friend. You’re also my favorite annoyance.

by Slangipedia 14d ago