Eadith
Eadith is the cutest, most ridiculous girl in the world. She can’t date until she’s 16, which is like being stuck in a time loop. But she’s the best friend you’ll ever have, and she’ll make you laugh until you cry.
Eadith: I’m not dating anyone. I’m too busy being the best friend ever.
Eadith texts me at 1 a. m.: ‘Your joke was stupid, but I still laughed.’
Eadith: You’re my best friend. You’re also my favorite annoyance.