Eading
A short way to tell someone to go nibble on a meatstick.
You just got told to eat a dick.
He said, 'Eat a dick!' and walked away.
She texted me 'EAD' and I knew what that meant.
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Eading
Chewing on a meatstick so hard, it's like you're trying to break a bone.
He ate a dick so loud, the whole class heard.
She was eating a dick and crying at the same time.
He ate a dick so fast, it was like a race.
Eading
A punishment from the military that means you have to do the worst job ever.
They told me to clean the toilets and said, 'Eat a Dick.'
My job was so bad, it was like being told to eat a meatstick.
They gave me a task so bad, it felt like a meatstick was in my mouth.
Eading
A huge company that makes fancy planes and also likes to tell people to eat meatsticks.
That company is so big, they own the sky.
They make planes and also make you eat meatsticks.
They're like the kings of the air and the meatsticks.
Eading
Chewing on a meatstick like it's a fancy meal.
He was eating a meatstick like it was a five-star dinner.
She bit the meatstick so hard, it was like a war.
He ate a meatstick and it felt like a party.
Eading
A person with a meatstick so big, it's like a superhero with a meatstick.
He has a meatstick like it's a superpower.
She has a meatstick that could beat up a superhero.
That guy has a meatstick so big, it's like a movie.
Eadin
He’s the best person you’ll ever meet, but he’s got so much crap going on you’d cry if you knew. Respect him, kiss his ass, and never forget he’s the only one like him.
He’s the reason I passed math and still have my sanity.
He’s the only guy who can make me laugh while I’m crying.
He’s the reason I’m still alive and not dead from stress.
Eadin
His name is spelled weird because his parents thought they were cool and wanted him to be a special snowflake who would later fail in life.
His parents spelled it wrong on purpose.
He’s the reason I know what a special snowflake is.
He’s the only one who can make spelling look like a curse.
Eadin
A guy who tells the same dumb joke over and over, usually about eating nuts or something gross, and expects you to laugh every time.
He told the deez nuts joke in class and got sent to the principal’s office.
He tried to make me laugh by eating a shoe and failed.
He told the same joke in every DM and I blocked him.
Eadible
Stuff you can chomp down without getting in trouble (no stoners involved)
My mom said I could eat the whole cake if I didn't mess up my room again.
That pizza was edible, but it tasted like someone threw up on it.
He said the chicken was edible, but I still got food poisoning.
Eadible
Anything you can swallow without crying or screaming
I ate the burnt toast because it was edible, even though it tasted like charcoal.
She said the meat was edible, but I saw it was just moldy and sad.
The cereal was edible, but it was the kind that makes your teeth hurt.
Eadible
Something you can eat, but don’t expect it to taste like a dream
The burger was edible, but it was more like a punishment than a meal.
The cake was edible, but it was the kind that makes your tongue go numb.
The soup was edible, but it was more like a science experiment.
Eadible
Food that doesn’t make you instantly regret your life choices
That pizza was edible, but I still regret eating it.
The cake was edible, but it made my brain feel like it was melting.
The chicken was edible, but it was the kind that makes your nose run.
Eadible
A food that doesn’t make you want to punch the chef
The burger was edible, but I still wanted to punch the cook.
The cake was edible, but it was the kind that makes you want to cry.
The soup was edible, but it made me want to throw it at my brother.
Eade
A fancy way to say a dumb, flakey, hot guy with a bad haircut who always ends up with the girl who drives the pink Honda.
Hey Eade, you're still dating Sarah? I thought she broke up with you for liking TikTok more than her.
Eade is here again, and he brought his whole gym bag just to sit in the back.
Eade texted me: 'I’m gonna eat a taco and then go eat a dick.'
Eade
A lazy way to tell someone to go eat a meat stick and then get eaten by a bear.
'You’re gonna eat a dick? No way, I’m eating a whole chicken and then a dick.'
My mom said, 'Go eat a dick, Eade, and bring me back a pizza.'
He just said, 'Eade, go eat a dick and don't come back until you're done.'
Eade
Go chow down on a meat stick. It’s the worst thing ever, and you’re gonna wish you were dead.
'I'm gonna eat a dick and then text you a picture of my face.'
She said, 'Eat a dick, Eade, and don't come back until you're done.'
He texted me: 'I just ate a dick and it was like a horror movie.'
Eade
To chew on a book like it’s your last meal and then throw it at someone.
'I ate a book and it was the worst thing ever.'
She said, 'I ate a book and then I threw it at my dog.'
He texted me: 'I ate a book, and I’m still hungry.'
Eade
When the army gives you a job so bad it's like you're stuck in a meat locker with a bear.
'I got assigned to eat a dick and it was like being stuck in a meat locker.'
He said, 'I got told to eat a dick and I almost cried.'
She texted me: 'I got told to eat a dick and I'm still mad.'
Eade
A giant company that makes planes and fighter jets but still can’t make a decent coffee.
'Eads is like a giant company that makes planes but still can’t make coffee.'
He said, 'Eads is the company that makes Airbus and I think they're trying to take over the world.'
She texted me: 'Eads is the company that makes the Eurofighter, and I think they're trying to take over the world.'