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Chomping on a book like it's the last piece of cake before the apocalypse.
I was reading so hard, I bit the book in half.
He was so focused, he ate the whole thing.
She read so fast, the book turned into a snack.
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A short way to tell someone to go nibble on a meatstick.
You just got told to eat a dick.
He said, 'Eat a dick!' and walked away.
She texted me 'EAD' and I knew what that meant.
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Chewing on a meatstick so hard, it's like you're trying to break a bone.
He ate a dick so loud, the whole class heard.
She was eating a dick and crying at the same time.
He ate a dick so fast, it was like a race.
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A punishment from the military that means you have to do the worst job ever.
They told me to clean the toilets and said, 'Eat a Dick.'
My job was so bad, it was like being told to eat a meatstick.
They gave me a task so bad, it felt like a meatstick was in my mouth.
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A huge company that makes fancy planes and also likes to tell people to eat meatsticks.
That company is so big, they own the sky.
They make planes and also make you eat meatsticks.
They're like the kings of the air and the meatsticks.
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Chewing on a meatstick like it's a fancy meal.
He was eating a meatstick like it was a five-star dinner.
She bit the meatstick so hard, it was like a war.
He ate a meatstick and it felt like a party.
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A person with a meatstick so big, it's like a superhero with a meatstick.
He has a meatstick like it's a superpower.
She has a meatstick that could beat up a superhero.
That guy has a meatstick so big, it's like a movie.
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