Eadons are Israeli men who got their name spelled wrong by their parents. They’re so awesome it hurts, and they don’t even try to hide it. They walk around like they own the place, and they probably do.
"You’re a Eadon? No wonder I can’t stop looking at you."
"Eadon is just a fancy word for ‘man who looks like he just stepped out of a commercial.’"
"I saw a Eadon in the grocery store. I followed him for ten minutes."
If a Eadon walks into a room, everyone else gets nervous. They’re like the human version of a spotlight, and they know it. They’re the reason your self-esteem is broken.
"That Eadon just walked in. I’m gonna cry."
"I asked my friend if he was a Eadon. He said, ‘I am. And I’m not sorry.’"
"My neighbor is a Eadon. I think he’s trying to ruin my life."
A Eadon is a man who was born with confidence, and he didn’t even have to work for it. He’s the reason you’re still wearing the same clothes from last year.
"That Eadon just walked by me. I think I’ve lost my mind."
"My cousin is a Eadon. He walks into a room like he’s the main character of a movie."
"I saw a Eadon at the mall. I followed him just to see where he went."
A real man who looks like a walking hot dog. He flirts with women by playing saxophone while shirtless. He sings like a dying goat and calls his friends stupid names. He threatens to punch babies when he’s mad but is secretly a softie.
Eadoh: 'I’m gonna punch this baby if you don’t text me back.'
Eadoh just played saxophone in the shower and called my dog 'Lamppost Toe.'
He sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in the grocery store and didn’t care if people looked at him.
A guy who thinks he’s a rockstar. He strips down to play saxophone and sings like he’s on stage. He gives his friends ridiculous nicknames and yells at babies when he’s annoyed. He’s actually a nice guy, but no one believes him.
Eadoh stripped down and played saxophone in the park. I was there. I saw it.
He called my uncle 'Lamppost Toe' and said he’d punch a baby if he didn’t stop snoring.
He beatboxed in the middle of a pizza shop and didn’t care if the sauce spilled.
A man who thinks he’s a god. He plays saxophone without a shirt and sings like he’s in a band. He names his friends weird things and gets mad enough to punch a baby. He’s actually a good guy, but no one ever listens.
He played saxophone shirtless in the mall and screamed 'I’m a god!'
He called my mom ‘Lamppost Toe’ and said he’d punch a baby if she didn’t stop talking.
He beatboxed in the middle of a traffic jam and didn’t care if the cop got mad.