Eadon
Eadons are Israeli men who got their name spelled wrong by their parents. They’re so awesome it hurts, and they don’t even try to hide it. They walk around like they own the place, and they probably do.
"You’re a Eadon? No wonder I can’t stop looking at you."
"Eadon is just a fancy word for ‘man who looks like he just stepped out of a commercial.’"
"I saw a Eadon in the grocery store. I followed him for ten minutes."