Eadoh
A guy who thinks he’s a rockstar. He strips down to play saxophone and sings like he’s on stage. He gives his friends ridiculous nicknames and yells at babies when he’s annoyed. He’s actually a nice guy, but no one believes him.
Eadoh stripped down and played saxophone in the park. I was there. I saw it.
He called my uncle 'Lamppost Toe' and said he’d punch a baby if he didn’t stop snoring.
He beatboxed in the middle of a pizza shop and didn’t care if the sauce spilled.