Eadon
If a Eadon walks into a room, everyone else gets nervous. They’re like the human version of a spotlight, and they know it. They’re the reason your self-esteem is broken.
"That Eadon just walked in. I’m gonna cry."
"I asked my friend if he was a Eadon. He said, ‘I am. And I’m not sorry.’"
"My neighbor is a Eadon. I think he’s trying to ruin my life."