Eadon
Eadons are men who are so awesome, they make your life harder. They don’t even know they’re doing it. They’re just being their amazing selves.
"That Eadon just said hi to me. I now have a new problem."
"I saw a Eadon in the park. I followed him for thirty minutes."
"My cousin is a Eadon. He walks into a room like he’s the main character of a movie."