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Eaftotheism

God is just a fancy word for you being full of yourself. You, me, and every other person are all God, even if we're not dressed for it.

I told my ex she's God. She said, 'Then why did you leave me?'

My dog thinks he's God. He eats my food and looks at me like I owe him money.

My mom said I'm God. I said, 'That's why I'm broke.'

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Eaftotheism

The theory that God is just you, but with better hair. You, me, and everyone else are God, even if we're not wearing hats.

I told my boss he's God. He said, 'Then why am I still working?'

My little brother thinks he's God. He doesn't know he's also my enemy.

My dad said he's God. I said, 'Then why are you still paying taxes?'

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Eaf

Eaf is a word that means nothing but can replace any other word. It’s like saying everything and nothing at the same time, depending on how you yell it.

Eaf, bro, I just failed my math test.

Eaf! This pizza is the worst.

Eaf, I’m gonna kill you if you don’t stop talking.

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Eaf

Eat A Frank is when you eat a frankfurter so fast you look like a maniac. It’s like a food fight but with a hot dog.

I ate a frank so fast, my face turned red.

He ate a frank and screamed like a baby.

That kid ate a frank and now he’s running around like a lunatic.

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Eaf

EPIC AS FUCK is when something is so good it makes your brain explode. Like when your mom brings you the best pizza ever.

This game is EPIC AS FUCK, bro.

That chicken nugget meal was EPIC AS FUCK.

This movie is EPIC AS FUCK, I’m gonna cry.

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Eaf

Exposed Ass Fart is when you let out a fart with no pants on. It’s like a surprise party for your whole class.

He let out an Exposed Ass Fart and everyone laughed.

I did an Exposed Ass Fart in the hallway.

That Exposed Ass Fart was so loud, the teacher stopped talking.

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Eaf

Easy and fast is when you do something super quick and without any effort. Like finishing your homework in 10 seconds.

I finished my homework Easy and fast.

He ran to class Easy and fast.

She texted me Easy and fast.

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Eaf

Extra as fuck is when you do something extra crazy. It’s like being a teenage mess but with more drama.

He did Extra as fuck and started a fight.

That party was Extra as fuck.

She texted me Extra as fuck at 2 AM.

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Eaf

Evil As Fuck Skeleton is a scary skeleton with red ties and a gun. He’s like the nightmare of your math teacher.

That Evil As Fuck Skeleton showed up in my math class.

I saw the Evil As Fuck Skeleton in the hallway.

He’s gonna kill us all if we don’t stop talking.

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Eaeaing

When you force people to listen to Blanca Paloma's song 'Eaea' in public, usually when you're being asked questions and you're too lazy to think of a real answer.

I had to sing 'Eaea' for the whole interview because I couldn't remember my own name.

They asked me a question and I just started singing 'Eaea' like I was paid to do it.

I got yelled at for doing 'Eaea' during a live stream and I didn't even care.

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Eaeaing

The worst way to answer a question is by blasting Blanca Paloma's 'Eaea' at the top of your lungs, like it's the only thing that matters.

I answered the question with 'Eaea' and they said I was the worst person ever.

I did 'Eaea' instead of talking and my manager was crying.

They asked me how I felt and I just started singing 'Eaea' like it was a punishment.

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Eaeaing

When you're too high, too tired, or too dumb to think of anything else but singing Blanca Paloma's 'Eaea' in the middle of an interview.

I did 'Eaea' during my interview and I don't even remember what I said.

They asked me a question and I just started singing 'Eaea' like I had no brain.

I was so wasted I did 'Eaea' and my fans were confused.

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Eadynblee

My name is Eadyn Correa and I stuck an able in it just because I felt like it.

I added the able because I felt like being a cool kid.

I put an able in my name because I was bored and had nothing better to do.

I changed my name to Eadynblee because I thought it sounded like a villain from a cartoon.

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Eadynblee

I took my name and messed it up by adding an able for no reason at all.

I added the able just to be annoying.

I made my name longer because I didn't like it the first way.

I changed my name to Eadynblee because I thought it was funny.

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Eadynblee

My name is Eadyn Correa but I added an able because I thought it made me sound smarter.

I put an able in my name because I wanted to look like a genius.

I changed my name to Eadynblee because I thought it made me sound cool.

I stuck an able in my name because I was trying to impress people.

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Eadwine

A stupid hooker who doesn’t care if it’s a man a dog or a pizza they’ll just take it and scream about it later

She took a guy’s dad and said it was the best sex of her life

At the bar she tried to hump the jukebox

Her last customer was a goat and she still charged extra

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Eadwine

A brainless tramp who’ll suck your dick if you give her a dollar and then laugh in your face when you try to leave

He paid her two bucks and she bit him

She took a bite out of a guy’s hand and called it a kiss

She gave a guy a blowjob then stole his wallet

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Eadwine

A dumb broad who’ll let anyone stick anything in her and then cry about it when it’s over

She let a guy’s uncle do it and then cried for an hour

She let a guy’s dog do it and then yelled at the dog

She let a guy’s pizza do it and then threw up

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Eadweard

A weird Edward who acts like a confused raccoon on meth. You know you're Eadweard if you've ever yelled at a toaster.

My cousin Eadweard tried to talk to a pigeon and got into a fight.

Eadweard once wore socks as gloves and called it 'fashion evolution.'

He tried to explain the moon landing to a dog and got banned from pet heaven.

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Eadweard

A guy named Edward who's so weird, he might as well be a cursed sock. If you're Eadweard, you've probably cried in a cereal box.

Eadweard thinks the sky is a giant sandwich and eats clouds for breakfast.

He once tried to befriend a trash can and got a 200-word reply in bubble letters.

He wears a hat made of spaghetti and calls it 'the pasta of destiny.'

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