Eadweard
A guy named Edward who's so weird, he might as well be a cursed sock. If you're Eadweard, you've probably cried in a cereal box.
Eadweard thinks the sky is a giant sandwich and eats clouds for breakfast.
He once tried to befriend a trash can and got a 200-word reply in bubble letters.
He wears a hat made of spaghetti and calls it 'the pasta of destiny.'