Eaftotheism
God is just a fancy word for you being full of yourself. You, me, and every other person are all God, even if we're not dressed for it.
I told my ex she's God. She said, 'Then why did you leave me?'
My dog thinks he's God. He eats my food and looks at me like I owe him money.
My mom said I'm God. I said, 'That's why I'm broke.'