Eaftotheism - The theory that God is just you, but with better hair. You,

The theory that God is just you, but with better hair. You, me, and everyone else are God, even if we're not wearing hats.

I told my boss he's God. He said, 'Then why am I still working?'

My little brother thinks he's God. He doesn't know he's also my enemy.

My dad said he's God. I said, 'Then why are you still paying taxes?'