Eadlyn

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A princess who looks like she stepped out of a fairy tale, but with a attitude that could make a saint swear.

'Eadlyn walked into the room like she owned it, and she did. I didn't even know she had a heartbeat.', @kingoftheblock

'She looks like a queen, but she insults me like I'm a beggar.', @joker99

'Eadlyn is the only person who can make me blush and swear in the same sentence.', @blushingswore

The kind of woman who makes you want to drop everything, including your pants, just to impress her.

'I tried to flirt with her, and she just smiled and said I was cute. Then I tripped over my own feet.', @flirtfails

'She’s so pretty, I forgot how to breathe. Then she said my name, and I remembered why I was alive.', @breatheagain

'Eadlyn walks in, and I forget how to think. Then she talks, and I forget how to live.', @livingdead

A woman who looks like she was born to rule, but she’s got a mouth that could make a sailor blush and a swear word for every problem.

'She said I was a mess, and I didn’t even know I was one. Then I got mad and said she was a pain.', @messypain

'Eadlyn called me a loser, and I called her a witch. Then we both laughed and got coffee.', @loserwitch

'I tried to impress her with my jokes, and she laughed so hard she called me a clown.', @clownjokes