Eadlyn - The kind of woman who makes you want to drop everything, inc

The kind of woman who makes you want to drop everything, including your pants, just to impress her.

'I tried to flirt with her, and she just smiled and said I was cute. Then I tripped over my own feet.', @flirtfails

'She’s so pretty, I forgot how to breathe. Then she said my name, and I remembered why I was alive.', @breatheagain

'Eadlyn walks in, and I forget how to think. Then she talks, and I forget how to live.', @livingdead