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Eagle Testicle

A testicle so huge and powerful it could punch an eagle into the sky.

My Eagle Testicle is so huge it took three people to move it.

He said his Eagle Testicle could punch a eagle into space.

She said her Eagle Testicle could power a rocket.

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Eagle Testicle

A testicle so wild it could fight an eagle and still have time to dance.

My Eagle Testicle is so wild it broke the door.

He said his Eagle Testicle could dance with a eagle.

She told me her Eagle Testicle was so wild it woke up the neighbors.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Sweep

When you or your friend snags the girl that two or more people want, and everyone else gets left in the dust, usually because you're a total smug cocky piece of work about it.

My bro got the girl I liked at the party. I had to watch him flirt with her while I ate pizza alone.

She texted me after the concert: 'You’re still single? I can’t believe you didn’t swipe right on me.'

He asked me out, and I said yes. Then his friend asked me out too. I picked him. His friend cried in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Sweep

When you or your friend grabs the girl that others wanted, and you act like it’s the best thing ever, while the others feel like they were just kicked in the gut.

I asked her to prom. Then my friend asked her too. I got her to say yes. He cried in the hallway.

She asked me out, and I said yes. Then she asked my friend out. I didn’t even get to text her.

He got the girl I liked. I had to sit with my friend and eat fries while he kissed her.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Sweep

When you or your friend steals the girl that others wanted, and you’re too full of yourself to care that everyone else is now sad and angry.

She asked me out. Then she asked my friend out. I said yes, he said no. He cried in the gym.

He asked her to the dance, and I asked her too. He got her to go. I had to watch from the bleachers.

She texted me: 'He asked me out. I said yes. Why didn’t you just ask me?' I replied: 'Because I’m a loser.'

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Sweep

When you or your friend takes the girl that others wanted, and you laugh in their face while they feel like they just got robbed.

She asked me out. Then she asked my friend out. He said yes. I had to eat pizza alone.

I asked her to the movie. Then my friend asked her. She said yes to him. I walked out.

He asked her out. She said yes. I had to sit with my friend and eat fries while he kissed her.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Sweep

When you or your friend takes the girl that others wanted, and you’re too smug to realize that you just made a bunch of people feel like total failures.

She asked me out. Then she asked my friend out. He said yes. I cried in the hallway.

He asked her to the party. She said yes. I had to sit with my friend and eat pizza alone.

I asked her out. She said yes. Then my friend asked her out too. I had to watch him kiss her.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Sweep

When you or your friend takes the girl that others wanted, and you don’t even realize that you’re being a total arrogant idiot about it.

She asked me out. Then she asked my friend out. I said yes. He cried in the gym.

He asked her out. She said yes. I had to sit with my friend and eat fries while he kissed her.

I asked her to the concert. Then my friend asked her. She said yes to him. I had to sit alone and listen to my friend laugh.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Steeze

a stupid snowboarding trick where you flail your arms like a confused eagle mid-air, making it look like you’re trying to fly but you’re just making a mess of it

I did the Eagle Steeze and landed in the snow like a f***ing idiot

My cousin tried the Eagle Steeze and looked like a chicken on a trampoline

That guy did the Eagle Steeze and got laughed at by every kid on the mountain

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Steeze

when you try to look cool on a snowboard but your arms look like they’re trying to escape your body mid-air

My Eagle Steeze looked like I was fighting a ghost in the sky

I did the Eagle Steeze and my arms went flying like f***ing fireworks

That Eagle Steeze was so bad it made the snowboard cry

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Steeze

a snowboarding move so basic it looks like a five-year-old tried to do it and failed with a f***ing bang

My Eagle Steeze was so bad it made the snowboarder behind me laugh

I did the Eagle Steeze and it looked like I was trying to fly but I just flapped like a f***ing chicken

That Eagle Steeze was so basic it made the mountain cringe

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Sneeze

You cover your face with your arms and let out a sneeze so loud it could wake the dead. Bonus points if you flap your arms like a crazy bird.

I just did an Eagle Sneeze so hard my neighbor thought my dog was dying.

During math class, I sneezed like a superhero and my teacher gave me detention.

My friend did an Eagle Sneeze in the middle of a Zoom call and it looked like he was possessed.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Sneeze

You block your face with your arms and sneeze like you’re trying to punch the air. It’s messy and it’s glorious.

I did an Eagle Sneeze in my cereal and now my bowl looks like a crime scene.

My brother did an Eagle Sneeze during dinner and got food all over my mom.

I did an Eagle Sneeze in the gym and the weightlifter next to me thought I was having a seizure.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Sneeze

You put your arms up like a wall and sneeze so hard you might have broken your nose. It’s like a war zone in your face.

I did an Eagle Sneeze so hard my nose looked like it was going to fall off.

During a test, I did an Eagle Sneeze and my teacher thought I was cheating with my hands.

I did an Eagle Sneeze in my sleep and my dog ran out of the room screaming.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Sneeze

You hide your face with your arms and sneeze like you're fighting a ghost. It’s loud, it’s wild, and it’s definitely not cute.

I did an Eagle Sneeze in my bedroom and my little brother filmed it for TikTok.

During a movie, I did an Eagle Sneeze and the whole theater turned around.

I did an Eagle Sneeze in front of my crush and now I’m forever embarrassed.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Sneeze

You throw your arms up like you're in a fight and sneeze so loud it sounds like a dragon exploded.

I did an Eagle Sneeze and my dog ran out of the house like I was on fire.

During a video call with my boss, I did an Eagle Sneeze and he thought I was having a heart attack.

I did an Eagle Sneeze in my gym class and the teacher gave me an F for the day.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Shit

The day you get paid. Like when you finally get your money after waiting forever.

I'm getting Eagle Shit today, so I'm spending all my cash on tacos.

Eagle Shit is my favorite day because I can buy my sister a new phone.

When I get Eagle Shit, I buy pizza for my whole class.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Shit

When you poop out the window while a car is still going. You're brave or stupid.

I did Eagle Shit on the highway and got yelled at by a truck driver.

My friend did Eagle Shit and got stuck in traffic for 10 minutes.

Eagle Shit is how I greeted the morning on my way to work.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Shit

What an eagle poops. Usually ends up on your windshield or your door handle.

I got Eagle Shit on my windshield and had to clean it for an hour.

My teacher got Eagle Shit on her door handle and was not happy.

Eagle Shit landed on my lunch and I had to throw it away.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle Shit

A guy named Julian who is a Jew and really bad at playing EagleRide on y8.

Julian is the worst at EagleRide, and I feel bad for him.

Julian did Eagle Shit and lost the game.

I saw Julian play EagleRide and he was terrible.

by Slangipedia 19d ago