Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A testicle so big it could punch a eagle in the face and win.

My Eagle Testicle is so big it blocked the sun.

He said his Eagle Testicle was so big it scared the mailman.

I told my dad his Eagle Testicle was bigger than my teacher's head.

2

A testicle so strong it could beat up a eagle and still have energy for a nap.

My Eagle Testicle could lift a car and still flex.

She said her Eagle Testicle could beat up a whole gym.

He told me his Eagle Testicle was so strong it could break a wall.

3

A testicle so big and tough it could take on an eagle like it was nothing.

My Eagle Testicle is so tough it could survive a nuclear bomb.

He said his Eagle Testicle could beat up a lion.

My brother's Eagle Testicle is so big it took two people to carry it.

4

A testicle so big and mean it could beat up an eagle and laugh about it.

My Eagle Testicle is so mean it told the eagle to shut up.

He said his Eagle Testicle could beat up the principal.

She told me her Eagle Testicle was so mean it made the dog cry.

5

A testicle so huge and powerful it could punch an eagle into the sky.

My Eagle Testicle is so huge it took three people to move it.

He said his Eagle Testicle could punch a eagle into space.

She said her Eagle Testicle could power a rocket.

6

A testicle so wild it could fight an eagle and still have time to dance.

My Eagle Testicle is so wild it broke the door.

He said his Eagle Testicle could dance with a eagle.

She told me her Eagle Testicle was so wild it woke up the neighbors.