Eagle Sweep
When you or your friend steals the girl that others wanted, and you’re too full of yourself to care that everyone else is now sad and angry.
She asked me out. Then she asked my friend out. I said yes, he said no. He cried in the gym.
He asked her to the dance, and I asked her too. He got her to go. I had to watch from the bleachers.
She texted me: 'He asked me out. I said yes. Why didn’t you just ask me?' I replied: 'Because I’m a loser.'