Eagle Sweep

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When you or your friend snags the girl that two or more people want, and everyone else gets left in the dust, usually because you're a total smug cocky piece of work about it.

My bro got the girl I liked at the party. I had to watch him flirt with her while I ate pizza alone.

She texted me after the concert: 'You’re still single? I can’t believe you didn’t swipe right on me.'

He asked me out, and I said yes. Then his friend asked me out too. I picked him. His friend cried in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you or your friend grabs the girl that others wanted, and you act like it’s the best thing ever, while the others feel like they were just kicked in the gut.

I asked her to prom. Then my friend asked her too. I got her to say yes. He cried in the hallway.

She asked me out, and I said yes. Then she asked my friend out. I didn’t even get to text her.

He got the girl I liked. I had to sit with my friend and eat fries while he kissed her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you or your friend steals the girl that others wanted, and you’re too full of yourself to care that everyone else is now sad and angry.

She asked me out. Then she asked my friend out. I said yes, he said no. He cried in the gym.

He asked her to the dance, and I asked her too. He got her to go. I had to watch from the bleachers.

She texted me: 'He asked me out. I said yes. Why didn’t you just ask me?' I replied: 'Because I’m a loser.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you or your friend takes the girl that others wanted, and you laugh in their face while they feel like they just got robbed.

She asked me out. Then she asked my friend out. He said yes. I had to eat pizza alone.

I asked her to the movie. Then my friend asked her. She said yes to him. I walked out.

He asked her out. She said yes. I had to sit with my friend and eat fries while he kissed her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you or your friend takes the girl that others wanted, and you’re too smug to realize that you just made a bunch of people feel like total failures.

She asked me out. Then she asked my friend out. He said yes. I cried in the hallway.

He asked her to the party. She said yes. I had to sit with my friend and eat pizza alone.

I asked her out. She said yes. Then my friend asked her out too. I had to watch him kiss her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you or your friend takes the girl that others wanted, and you don’t even realize that you’re being a total arrogant idiot about it.

She asked me out. Then she asked my friend out. I said yes. He cried in the gym.

He asked her out. She said yes. I had to sit with my friend and eat fries while he kissed her.

I asked her to the concert. Then my friend asked her. She said yes to him. I had to sit alone and listen to my friend laugh.

by Slangipedia 14d ago