Eagle Sweep
When you or your friend takes the girl that others wanted, and you’re too smug to realize that you just made a bunch of people feel like total failures.
She asked me out. Then she asked my friend out. He said yes. I cried in the hallway.
He asked her to the party. She said yes. I had to sit with my friend and eat pizza alone.
I asked her out. She said yes. Then my friend asked her out too. I had to watch him kiss her.