Eagle Sweep
When you or your friend takes the girl that others wanted, and you don’t even realize that you’re being a total arrogant idiot about it.
She asked me out. Then she asked my friend out. I said yes. He cried in the gym.
He asked her out. She said yes. I had to sit with my friend and eat fries while he kissed her.
I asked her to the concert. Then my friend asked her. She said yes to him. I had to sit alone and listen to my friend laugh.