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Eagle View middle school
A factory where fake people are made. Also called the thot incubator. Everyone there is a walking disaster waiting to happen.
My cousin got expelled for wearing a shirt that said 'I love my mom and my phone.'
The principal threatened to lock the art room if someone didn't stop singing in the bathroom.
I got detention for drawing a mustache on the principal's face with marker.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle View middle school
The place where thots are born. Full of weeb losers and kids who can't stop thinking about sex. You get in trouble for wearing a hat or dancing in the hallway.
My friend got suspended for eating a taco during lunch and not eating the whole thing.
The teacher threatened to call my mom if I didn't stop talking during math class.
I got in trouble for putting glitter in the principal's coffee.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Two
A stupid nickname for a person so ugly they make your face hurt; Someone you'd rather get a root canal than kiss.
My cousin got called Eagle Two at school because his face looked like a melted ice cream cone.
My boss is Eagle Two and still thinks he's a rock star.
My neighbor's dog is cuter than Eagle Two and that's saying a lot.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Two
A guy who thinks he’s cool because he likes planes and also has two of them, like he’s got a dating app for airplanes.
My uncle is Eagle Two and still thinks he’s the next Top Gun.
My friend’s crush is Eagle Two and he’s obsessed with jet engines.
My dad tried to explain Eagle Two to me and I fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tweak
An Eagle Tweak is when a meth head finally hits the top of the totem pole. They're not just high anymore, they're the king of the shits.
Just got my Eagle Tweak. My mom's proud. My dog's scared.
I went from sniffing glue to shaking hands with the dealer. Eagle Tweak, baby.
My neighbor got his Eagle Tweak. He now wears a crown made of empty pill bottles.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tweak
Eagle Tweak is the title you earn when you've gone from a shaky high to a full-blown meth god. You're not just high, you're holy.
I got my Eagle Tweak after I ate the whole bag of pills. My eyes are glowing now.
My cousin got his Eagle Tweak. He now talks to the ceiling.
After my Eagle Tweak, I peed on the altar of my meth shrine.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tweak
An Eagle Tweak is like getting a gold star for being the worst. You're so high you think you're Jesus, but you're really just messed up.
I got my Eagle Tweak and now I think I'm Jesus. I also think my dog is the devil.
My brother got his Eagle Tweak. He now eats cereal for breakfast and lunch.
Got my Eagle Tweak. Now I believe I'm a prophet. Also, I peed on my mom's rug.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tongue
When you get all mushy and dumb over someone of the opposite sex like they're the last piece of pizza.
I saw him in the hallway and my brain shut off. Total disaster.
She texted me and I started singing show tunes. I'm embarrassed.
He smiled and I fainted. It was dramatic.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tongue
The gross feeling of being in love with someone else while being totally clueless about your own looks.
I think I'm hot but he thinks I'm a dog. I'm confused.
She's in love with me but I don't even know who I am.
He's my hero but I'm wearing pajamas. I'm a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tongue
When you're too stupid to realize you're being used by the opposite sex and you still say yes.
He asked me to the dance and I said yes. I'm a idiot.
She offered me pizza and I gave her my soul. I'm a fool.
He said he'd help with homework and I believed him. I'm a sucker.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tongue
When you're so brain-dead from liking someone you forget to eat and your stomach screams at you.
I was too distracted by her to eat. My stomach is mad.
He was so cute I forgot to breathe. I'm dizzy.
I stared at him for 10 minutes. My brain is dead.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tongue
When you act like you're the best person ever just because someone said they like you.
He said he liked me and I acted like I was the president. I'm ridiculous.
She said I was cute and I started a speech. I'm a clown.
He asked me out and I did a dance. I'm a fool.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tongue
When you're so obsessed with someone you forget to do your homework and your teacher is furious.
I was too distracted by her to do my math. I got a zero.
He was so cute I skipped lunch. My teacher hates me.
She texted me and I forgot to write my essay. I'm doomed.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tofu
Eagle Tofu is the main rapper and the cutest in Twice. She’s super pale and does this wild eagle dance in church that looks like she’s trying to murder a chicken.
I saw her dance and I felt like I was in church too, but with more chaos.
Her skin is so white, it’s like she’s been bleached by a priest.
She raps so good, I think she might have stolen the church’s soul.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tofu
Eagle Tofu is the lead singer of Twice and has the skin of a ghost. She dances like an eagle trying to eat a burger in church.
She’s so pale, I think she’s been dipped in milk and prayed to a chicken.
Her dance moves are so intense, they scared the choir.
I’ve never seen someone dance like she’s fighting a chicken in church.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Tofu
Eagle Tofu is the main rapper in Twice. She has skin like a ghost and dances like an eagle that’s mad at a chicken in church.
Her dance is so wild, I thought the church was on fire.
She’s so pale, she looks like she’s been cursed by a chicken.
She raps and dances like she’s trying to take over the church.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Testicle
A testicle so big it could punch a eagle in the face and win.
My Eagle Testicle is so big it blocked the sun.
He said his Eagle Testicle was so big it scared the mailman.
I told my dad his Eagle Testicle was bigger than my teacher's head.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Testicle
A testicle so strong it could beat up a eagle and still have energy for a nap.
My Eagle Testicle could lift a car and still flex.
She said her Eagle Testicle could beat up a whole gym.
He told me his Eagle Testicle was so strong it could break a wall.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Testicle
A testicle so big and tough it could take on an eagle like it was nothing.
My Eagle Testicle is so tough it could survive a nuclear bomb.
He said his Eagle Testicle could beat up a lion.
My brother's Eagle Testicle is so big it took two people to carry it.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Testicle
A testicle so big and mean it could beat up an eagle and laugh about it.
My Eagle Testicle is so mean it told the eagle to shut up.
He said his Eagle Testicle could beat up the principal.
She told me her Eagle Testicle was so mean it made the dog cry.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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