Eagle Tweak

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An Eagle Tweak is when a meth head finally hits the top of the totem pole. They're not just high anymore, they're the king of the shits.
Just got my Eagle Tweak. My mom's proud. My dog's scared.
I went from sniffing glue to shaking hands with the dealer. Eagle Tweak, baby.
My neighbor got his Eagle Tweak. He now wears a crown made of empty pill bottles.
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Eagle Tweak is the title you earn when you've gone from a shaky high to a full-blown meth god. You're not just high, you're holy.
I got my Eagle Tweak after I ate the whole bag of pills. My eyes are glowing now.
My cousin got his Eagle Tweak. He now talks to the ceiling.
After my Eagle Tweak, I peed on the altar of my meth shrine.
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An Eagle Tweak is like getting a gold star for being the worst. You're so high you think you're Jesus, but you're really just messed up.
I got my Eagle Tweak and now I think I'm Jesus. I also think my dog is the devil.
My brother got his Eagle Tweak. He now eats cereal for breakfast and lunch.
Got my Eagle Tweak. Now I believe I'm a prophet. Also, I peed on my mom's rug.
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