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Eagle nose
A nose so long and droopy it looks like it's been dragged through mud and kicked by a donkey. It hangs like a dead man's sock, and it’s so big it makes your face look like a failed science experiment.
My uncle’s nose is so long it could be used as a ladder.
She walks into the room and everyone stares at her nose like it committed a crime.
His nose is so big, he’s gonna need a new shirt just to hold it up.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle nose
A nose so big and saggy it looks like it’s been waiting for a lifetime of embarrassment. It flops like a wet dog and makes your face look like it’s been run over by a truck.
That guy’s nose is so long, it’s got its own ZIP code.
Her nose is so saggy, it’s got its own personality.
He’s got such a big nose, he’s gonna need a new hat just to cover it.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle nose
A nose so long and droopy it looks like it’s been cursed by a witch. It hangs like a dead man’s foot, and it’s so big it could probably be used as a doorstop.
My cousin’s nose is so long, it’s got a life of its own.
That nose is so droopy, it could be used as a hammock.
His nose is so big, he’s gonna need a new wallet just to hold it.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle hit
When two people both have the same stupid music collection but still hate each other's guts. It’s like having the same favorite band but acting like you’re the worst enemy.
My cousin and I both have Eagles' Greatest Hits, but we’d rather punch each other than listen to it together.
Just because I and my ex both like The Eagles doesn’t mean I want to see him again.
My dad and his brother both have the album, but they still fight about who’s the better Eagles fan.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle hit
When you're too good for your main girl and go off with some tramp who looks like they got hit by a bus.
My dude cheated on his girl with some old lady who still wears a fanny pack.
She had a hot girlfriend, but he went for the girl who still uses a landline.
He ditched his main chick for a girl who looks like she's been sitting in a dumpster for 20 years.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle diver
When you go down on a woman who has nothing on her down there but a bald spot and a bad attitude.
I tried to do the eagle diver on my aunt and she gave me a lecture about hygiene.
He did the eagle diver on a lady who looked like she just got out of a military academy.
I tried to do the eagle diver on my mom and she yelled at me for five minutes.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle diver
A guy who gave a Colonel a good licking while he was wearing a uniform and probably smelled like the barracks.
That guy did the eagle diver on a Colonel and got a promotion.
He did the eagle diver on a Colonel during a surprise inspection.
He did the eagle diver on a Colonel and got a medal for it.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle death
When you take drugs so strong they make you want to puke your guts out and question why you ever left your mom’s house. It’s like your brain is screaming, ‘I give up!’ and your body is like, ‘You’re gonna regret this.’
After that third hit of shrooms, I thought I was gonna die. My brain was like, 'What even is time?'
My cousin took fent and said he saw God. I saw him crying in the corner.
I took LSD and my dog ran away. He came back with a pizza and a curse.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle death
When something you thought was awesome turns out to be total garbage in under 10 seconds. Like your favorite snack is just a soggy crumb in a bag.
That pizza was supposed to be legendary. It turned out to be a soggy piece of cardboard with cheese that didn’t even like me.
My phone died right when I got the best text of my life. Classic.
I bought a new shoe. It had a hole the size of Texas.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle death
The only music that makes you want to dance until your feet fall off. You’ll probably end up in a puddle of sweat and joy.
I listened to QotSA and I danced so hard my socks fell off. My neighbor called the cops.
My sister tried to sing along and ended up in a karate chop fight with the couch.
I tried to shake my ass and my dog started doing the same thing.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle death
A monster eagle that wants your soul. It has barbed wire for feathers, snakes for eyes, and it’s on fire. It also rides a moped like it’s the king of the road.
I saw the eagle death and I cried. My dog laughed and ran away.
That eagle came out of nowhere and ate my breakfast. I had to fight it with a spoon.
I tried to run from the eagle death and it just followed me on a moped. I’m not even mad.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Vulture
A person who can see you from a mile away but smells your lunch from a mile back.
He saw me eating pizza at 2 AM from across the street. I knew I was doomed.
She spotted me cheating on a test from the back of the room. I got caught.
He saw me throw up in the trash can from the other end of the hallway. I was embarrassed.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Vulture
A human who has the eyes of a god but the nose of a landfill.
He saw me hiding in the closet. Then he smelled my old socks. I was trapped.
She saw me eating the last slice of cake. Then she smelled my feet. I was doomed.
He saw me skipping class. Then he smelled my lunch. I got in trouble.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Vulture
A person who sees you like a hawk but smells your breakfast like a trash can.
He saw me eating soup in the library. Then he smelled my chicken. I got kicked out.
She saw me smoking in the bathroom. Then she smelled my lunch. I got grounded.
He saw me stealing candy. Then he smelled my breath. I got scolded.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Vulture
A human who sees you from far away but smells your lunch from far back.
He saw me sneaking out of school. Then he smelled my breakfast. I got caught.
She saw me eating chips in class. Then she smelled my lunch. I got in trouble.
He saw me cheating on the test. Then he smelled my feet. I got embarrassed.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Vulture
A person who has the eyes of a eagle but the nose of a garbage truck.
He saw me eating pizza in the park. Then he smelled my lunch. I got scolded.
She saw me eating cake in the kitchen. Then she smelled my breath. I got grounded.
He saw me skipping class. Then he smelled my breakfast. I got caught.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Vulture
A person who can spot you like a hawk but smells your lunch like a landfill.
He saw me eating soup in the hallway. Then he smelled my chicken. I got kicked out.
She saw me cheating on the test. Then she smelled my feet. I got embarrassed.
He saw me eating candy in the library. Then he smelled my lunch. I got in trouble.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Vomit
A trashy band from Montreal that lies about being a metal band and does stupid stuff on stage. Everyone calls them EV because they’re loud and dumb.
@EagleVomit is just a bunch of guys screaming into microphones. They think they’re Metallica.
EV tried to do a stage dive and fell flat on their face. Classic.
EV’s new song is just one guy yelling and a guitar. It’s like a bad dream.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Vomit
A Montreal band that pretends to be a thrash band but is just a bunch of guys who think they’re cool. They’re called EV because they vomit energy and stupid ideas.
EV’s new album is just three songs and a lot of swearing. It’s amazing.
EV did a concert and forgot half their lyrics. It was glorious.
EV’s lead singer thinks he’s a rock god. He’s not.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eagle Vomit
A punk band from Montreal who lie about being a thrash band and do crazy stuff on stage. People call them EV because they’re loud and messy.
EV tried to do a mosh pit and no one moved. It was awkward.
EV’s lead singer threw a shoe at the crowd. It hit someone in the face.
EV’s stage antics are so bad they’re good.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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