Eagle hit
When two people both have the same stupid music collection but still hate each other's guts. It’s like having the same favorite band but acting like you’re the worst enemy.
My cousin and I both have Eagles' Greatest Hits, but we’d rather punch each other than listen to it together.
Just because I and my ex both like The Eagles doesn’t mean I want to see him again.
My dad and his brother both have the album, but they still fight about who’s the better Eagles fan.