Eagle death
A monster eagle that wants your soul. It has barbed wire for feathers, snakes for eyes, and it’s on fire. It also rides a moped like it’s the king of the road.
I saw the eagle death and I cried. My dog laughed and ran away.
That eagle came out of nowhere and ate my breakfast. I had to fight it with a spoon.
I tried to run from the eagle death and it just followed me on a moped. I’m not even mad.
xs