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When you shove your snoot so far up your lover's butt that you're practically living in there. People think it's a rim job, but this is way more intense and way less graceful.

My girlfriend's face was red and I was panting like a dog after I did the Eagle's Beak.

He did the Eagle's Beak so hard, I thought he was trying to get a second job.

I told my boyfriend to stop doing the Eagle's Beak, but he said, 'This is my full-time job.'

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Eagle's Beak

When you take your whole hand and smash it down on the top of your hard cock like you're trying to flatten a pancake and you're a flabby guy with a tiny weenie.

He did the Eagle's Beak while watching a movie and got so into it, he forgot the movie was on.

My hand looked like a lobster after I did the Eagle's Beak.

She said I was doing the Eagle's Beak like I was trying to murder my penis.

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Eagle winging

You sit between two guys and pull their dicks while all three of you act like you’re not doing anything weird. Your arms flap like an eagle trying to fly out of a gay bar.

I was eagle winging in the back of the bus and got caught by my mom.

At the park, I eagle-winged my best friend and his cousin without them even noticing.

During lunch, I eagle-winged my crush and his friend while pretending to eat pizza.

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Eagle winging

You cram your cock into a woman’s legs until they’re as wide as a door. It’s like you’re trying to split her in half.

I eagle-winged my neighbor’s mom and she screamed like a banshee.

At the mall, I eagle-winged a girl and her friend thought it was just a really loud cough.

I eagle-winged my teacher during class and she gave me a detention.

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Eagle winging

You stick out your middle fingers like you’re showing off your peen and wiggle them like you’re doing a dance. It’s a sneaky way to say someone’s gay or has a weird fetish.

I did the eagle wing in front of my dad and he yelled, ‘What is wrong with you?’

At the football game, I eagle-winged my brother and he flipped me the bird.

I eagle-winged my crush and he blushed so hard he turned red.

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Eagle up

You feel like a superhero because your morning song is so good it makes you want to punch the sky.

I woke up to my song and I felt like I could beat up a dragon.

My morning jam is so good I didn’t even care my dog pooped on my shoe.

That song hit me like a brick and I was ready to conquer the world.

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Eagle up

You’re so pumped because your morning song is like a cup of coffee but with more swearing and dance moves.

My song came on and I yelled ‘I’m gonna be rich’ and did the cha-cha in my pajamas.

I woke up to my song and immediately started roasting my brother for being a failure.

That song made me so hype I threw my sock at the wall.

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Eagle up

You’re so happy and ready to destroy the day because your morning song is like your personal hype man who also swears a lot.

I woke up to my song and I told my mom I was gonna be famous someday.

That song was so good I skipped breakfast and just did 10 push-ups.

My morning jam came on and I screamed ‘I’m gonna win the lottery’ and ate my cereal with my hands.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle toe

A foot cramp so bad your big toe goes solo like it's got a grudge.

I ran a mile and my foot looked like it was doing a solo dance.

My big toe is out there by itself like it's got a death wish.

I stepped on a nail and my foot went from a team to a one-man show.

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Eagle toe

Your foot turns into a mutiny with the big toe being the only one who survived.

My foot looked like it had a rebellion in there.

Big toe was the last man standing after a foot revolt.

I felt like my foot was going through a divorce.

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Eagle toe

Your foot is in a war and the big toe is the only one left standing.

My foot looked like it had been through a war.

Big toe was the only one still fighting.

I felt like I had a foot in a battle.

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Eagle sex

When you're doing the deed in a car and some idiot crashes into you from behind sending you flying like a f***ed-up squirrel through the windshield

I was mid-swoop when the car behind me slammed into us like a f***ing meatball

I went through the windshield like a f***ed-up raccoon during a f***ed-up car crash

I got tossed through the windshield like a f***ed-up eagle during a f***ed-up rear-end collision

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Eagle sex

When you're in the middle of f***ing in a car and some jackass crashes into you from behind and you go through the windshield like a f***ed-up bug

I was in the middle of a f***ing session when some f***ing maniac hit us from behind

I went flying through the windshield like a f***ed-up bug during a f***ed-up car crash

I got tossed like a f***ed-up bug through the windshield because some f***ing idiot hit us

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle sex

When you're f***ing in a car and someone crashes into you from behind and you go through the windshield like a f***ed-up piece of meat

I was in the middle of f***ing when the car behind us hit us and I went through the windshield like a f***ed-up piece of meat

I got flung through the windshield like a f***ed-up piece of meat from a f***ed-up car crash

I went through the windshield like a f***ed-up piece of meat because some f***ing idiot hit us

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle owl

A fake rapper who posts cringey songs online and thinks he's cool

"I’m not just a rapper, I’m a legend, and this beat is fire, bro.", Eagle Owl, 2022

His last song was just him screaming into a phone.

He posted a video of himself dancing in his mom's kitchen.

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Eagle owl

A guy who tries to rap but can't sing and has zero followers

He tried to do a live stream but fell asleep mid-verse.

His only fan is his brother who likes him because he's weird.

He tweets, "I'm the best rapper in the world. #EagleOwl", no one cares.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eagle owl

A nobody who thinks he's a star and posts terrible music online

He uploaded a song called 'Rap Life' and it’s just him talking to a cat.

He sent a DM to a real rapper: "You’re dead. I’m the king."

He made a music video in his pajamas and it’s just him walking around his room.

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