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Pooping in the middle of a busy street and checking if anyone noticed.

I just took a dump on the sidewalk and watched a kid scream and run away.

He pooped on the road and laughed when the bus driver yelled at him.

She peed on the floor during a meeting and said it was an emergency.

Shitting your pants and then giving someone a side-eye.

He shit his pants in the elevator and glared at the guy who was stuck with him.

She pooped her pants during lunch and gave the teacher a look like she was the one who failed the test.

He took a dump in his pants and then walked out like he owned the place.

Taking a dump and then checking your phone like it matters.

He took a big dump and then checked his phone for messages like he was still important.

She pooped and took a selfie like she just won the contest.

He shit in the park and still had the energy to post it online.