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Eagle-Washed
A foreigner who moved to America and then acted like they invented the country (and everything in it) just because they now own a truck and a gun.
My cousin from France thinks he's the first person to ever wear denim. He even tried to start a war with a taco stand.
She moved here from Japan and now claims the Constitution is just a fancy version of her origami instructions.
He came from Brazil, learned to say 'Yeehaw' and now thinks he's the reason the Fourth of July exists.
Eagle-Washed
A person who left their home country, then got a little bit of success in America and suddenly thought they were the king of everything (especially burgers).
He moved from Mexico, got a job at a fast-food place, and now thinks he's the reason the whole country eats burgers for breakfast.
She came from Nigeria, got a promotion, and now believes she invented the concept of a lunch break.
He moved from India, learned to say 'USA' and now thinks he's the reason the Statue of Liberty was built.
Eagle-Washed
A person who didn't know what America was, then moved here, got a tattoo of a flag, and now thinks they're a real American (even though they still can't spell 'freedom').
She moved here from China, got a tattoo of the flag, and now thinks she's the reason America has holidays every month.
He came from Egypt, got a truck, and now thinks he's the reason the country invented the word 'yodeling'.
She came from Brazil, learned to say 'cool' and now thinks she's the most American person ever.
Eagle-Hawk
The Eagle-Hawk is a legendary bird that’s part eagle and part hawk but way more annoying. It’s so ugly and loud it makes your face hurt.
I saw an Eagle-Hawk on New Year's 2008, and it screamed so loud my ears bled.
My neighbor’s dog tried to fight an Eagle-Hawk and got his face chewed off.
My teacher said the Eagle-Hawk was real, and I got a D for not believing her.
Eagle-Hawk
The Eagle-Hawk is a bird so ugly it looks like it got hit by a truck. People say it flies in the sky and stares at you like it knows your secrets.
Jaw Jaws Eagle-Hawk Valentine saw it on New Year’s 2008 and lost his mind.
My mom said she saw it flying over the mall and it was like, 'You’re gonna regret this.'
My little brother drew it on his math test and got sent to the principal’s office.
Eagle-Hawk
The Eagle-Hawk is the worst bird ever. It’s like the eagle and the hawk had a baby and it came out looking like a mess.
Emmiie Noodles Starfishes Valetine said she saw it on New Year’s and it cried like a baby.
I tried to be friends with it and it pecked my face off.
The Eagle-Hawk is so bad it makes the class clown look good.
Eagle's Eye
A breakfast snack that’s like a chicken egg sandwich with a side of smushed yolk and cheap condiments. The bald eagle is a stupid bird that’s stuck on a dollar bill.
Bro, I ate an Eagle’s Eye for breakfast and it tasted like regret.
My mom makes them every Sunday and it’s the worst.
I tried to eat one with a fork and it fell on the floor like a dead rat.
Eagle's Eye
A person who can spot a hot person before anyone else, even if they’re wearing a mask and sitting in the back of a bus. They have eyes like a raccoon on meth.
She saw the guy from the bus and texted me like a madwoman.
He noticed the girl from across the room and asked her out in 10 seconds.
I saw the guy before anyone else and I felt like a god.
Eagle's Eye
1. An eagle’s eye. 2. Vision so good it can read a tattoo from across the parking lot. 3. A guy who’s so cool he could be in a commercial. 4. A person you want on your team because they won’t let you fail.
He had Eagle’s Eye vision and saw the text on my shirt from 20 feet away.
She was so awesome, I wanted her on my team for life.
The guy was a legend. We all wanted to be him.
Eagle's Eye
When a girl makes a telescope with her hands and a guy finishes in her eye. Then she makes a bird with her hands and yells 'KAWKAW' like a lunatic.
She made a bird with her hands and screamed 'KAWKAW' like a crazy person.
He finished in her eye and she went wild.
They did the whole thing and I had to leave the room.
Eagle's Eye
A secret code you whisper to your friend when you see someone hot. It’s like a signal that means 'I want to get them.'
He whispered 'Eagle’s Eye' and I knew he wanted that girl.
She said 'Eagle’s Eye' and I knew she wanted that guy.
We both said 'Eagle’s Eye' and got in trouble.
Eagle's Eye
When you sneak a peek at someone’s test or homework without them knowing. It’s like cheating, but you’re too lazy to actually do the work.
I peeked at his test and got an A without studying.
She looked at my homework and copied it like a thief.
We all cheated off each other like a bunch of cheaters.
Eagle's Eye
When you squint one eye and tilt your head sideways, it looks like the hole of a donut that’s been stepped on.
He squinted and tilted his head like a donut that was hit by a truck.
She looked like she was checking out a donut from the inside.
We all did it and it looked like a group of donuts in pain.
Eagle's Claw
When you're f***ing a girl like a dog, you stick your thumb up her butt and make a noise like an angry eagle. It’s best when she’s too stunned to complain.
Just popped my thumb up her ass and screamed like an eagle. She didn’t even flinch.
I used the eagle’s claw on my girlfriend and she thought I was possessed.
He did the eagle’s claw on me and I lost my train of thought.
Eagle's Claw
A hand job where you make your hand look like an eagle’s claw. Great for guys with tiny d***s. Also known as the Mexican Parachute.
I did the eagle claw on my man and he said it was like a miracle.
That hand job was the Mexican Parachute. He looked like he was about to cry.
My hand job looked like an eagle. He said I was a beast.
Eagle's Claw
Taking a pinch of spit tobacco with your fingers shaped like an eagle’s claw. It’s like a fancy way of being a slob.
I took a pinch of tobacco with my claw and looked like a madman.
He made an eagle claw with his fingers and took a hit of tobacco like a pro.
She shaped her fingers like an eagle and took a pinch of tobacco like it was a religion.
Eagle's Claw
You’re f***ing a girl doggy style and you stick your thumb up her butt and dig like an eagle. It’s brutal, it’s beautiful, and it’s unforgettable.
I stuck my thumb up her butt and dug like an eagle. She screamed like a banshee.
He did the eagle claw on me and I felt like I was being attacked by a bird.
She popped my thumb up her ass and I thought I was in a horror movie.
Eagle's Claw
A guy chases a girl up stairs, she’s wearing nothing, he sticks his fingers in her and pulls her down. It’s like a guy from the 70s threw a punch.
He pulled me down the stairs and f***ed me like it was a war.
He chased me up the stairs and I thought I was going to die.
That guy pulled me down like I was a bag of groceries.
Eagle's Claw
Eagle’s claw is not a martial art, it’s a f***ing joke. But if you say it’s a martial art, people will believe you.
I told my teacher it was a martial art and he believed me.
He said it was a martial art and I believed him until I got punched.
They called it a martial art and now it’s a legend.
Eagle's Claw
It’s the saggy, wrinkly skin on a grandma’s chest. It looks like crows feet, but it’s on her breast. It’s like nature’s last gift.
My grandma’s chest looked like a map of the world.
Her breast had crows feet and I couldn’t look at her.
That woman’s chest looked like it had been through a war.
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