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A foreigner who moved to America and then acted like they invented the country (and everything in it) just because they now own a truck and a gun.
My cousin from France thinks he's the first person to ever wear denim. He even tried to start a war with a taco stand.
She moved here from Japan and now claims the Constitution is just a fancy version of her origami instructions.
He came from Brazil, learned to say 'Yeehaw' and now thinks he's the reason the Fourth of July exists.
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A person who left their home country, then got a little bit of success in America and suddenly thought they were the king of everything (especially burgers).
He moved from Mexico, got a job at a fast-food place, and now thinks he's the reason the whole country eats burgers for breakfast.
She came from Nigeria, got a promotion, and now believes she invented the concept of a lunch break.
He moved from India, learned to say 'USA' and now thinks he's the reason the Statue of Liberty was built.
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A person who didn't know what America was, then moved here, got a tattoo of a flag, and now thinks they're a real American (even though they still can't spell 'freedom').
She moved here from China, got a tattoo of the flag, and now thinks she's the reason America has holidays every month.
He came from Egypt, got a truck, and now thinks he's the reason the country invented the word 'yodeling'.
She came from Brazil, learned to say 'cool' and now thinks she's the most American person ever.
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