Eagle-Washed
A person who didn't know what America was, then moved here, got a tattoo of a flag, and now thinks they're a real American (even though they still can't spell 'freedom').
She moved here from China, got a tattoo of the flag, and now thinks she's the reason America has holidays every month.
He came from Egypt, got a truck, and now thinks he's the reason the country invented the word 'yodeling'.
She came from Brazil, learned to say 'cool' and now thinks she's the most American person ever.