Eagle's Claw

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When you're f***ing a girl like a dog, you stick your thumb up her butt and make a noise like an angry eagle. It’s best when she’s too stunned to complain.
Just popped my thumb up her ass and screamed like an eagle. She didn’t even flinch.
I used the eagle’s claw on my girlfriend and she thought I was possessed.
He did the eagle’s claw on me and I lost my train of thought.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A hand job where you make your hand look like an eagle’s claw. Great for guys with tiny d***s. Also known as the Mexican Parachute.
I did the eagle claw on my man and he said it was like a miracle.
That hand job was the Mexican Parachute. He looked like he was about to cry.
My hand job looked like an eagle. He said I was a beast.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Taking a pinch of spit tobacco with your fingers shaped like an eagle’s claw. It’s like a fancy way of being a slob.
I took a pinch of tobacco with my claw and looked like a madman.
He made an eagle claw with his fingers and took a hit of tobacco like a pro.
She shaped her fingers like an eagle and took a pinch of tobacco like it was a religion.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You’re f***ing a girl doggy style and you stick your thumb up her butt and dig like an eagle. It’s brutal, it’s beautiful, and it’s unforgettable.
I stuck my thumb up her butt and dug like an eagle. She screamed like a banshee.
He did the eagle claw on me and I felt like I was being attacked by a bird.
She popped my thumb up her ass and I thought I was in a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy chases a girl up stairs, she’s wearing nothing, he sticks his fingers in her and pulls her down. It’s like a guy from the 70s threw a punch.
He pulled me down the stairs and f***ed me like it was a war.
He chased me up the stairs and I thought I was going to die.
That guy pulled me down like I was a bag of groceries.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eagle’s claw is not a martial art, it’s a f***ing joke. But if you say it’s a martial art, people will believe you.
I told my teacher it was a martial art and he believed me.
He said it was a martial art and I believed him until I got punched.
They called it a martial art and now it’s a legend.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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It’s the saggy, wrinkly skin on a grandma’s chest. It looks like crows feet, but it’s on her breast. It’s like nature’s last gift.
My grandma’s chest looked like a map of the world.
Her breast had crows feet and I couldn’t look at her.
That woman’s chest looked like it had been through a war.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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