Eagle-Hawk
The Eagle-Hawk is a bird so ugly it looks like it got hit by a truck. People say it flies in the sky and stares at you like it knows your secrets.
Jaw Jaws Eagle-Hawk Valentine saw it on New Year’s 2008 and lost his mind.
My mom said she saw it flying over the mall and it was like, 'You’re gonna regret this.'
My little brother drew it on his math test and got sent to the principal’s office.