Eagle-Hawk

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The Eagle-Hawk is a legendary bird that’s part eagle and part hawk but way more annoying. It’s so ugly and loud it makes your face hurt.

I saw an Eagle-Hawk on New Year's 2008, and it screamed so loud my ears bled.

My neighbor’s dog tried to fight an Eagle-Hawk and got his face chewed off.

My teacher said the Eagle-Hawk was real, and I got a D for not believing her.

The Eagle-Hawk is a bird so ugly it looks like it got hit by a truck. People say it flies in the sky and stares at you like it knows your secrets.

Jaw Jaws Eagle-Hawk Valentine saw it on New Year’s 2008 and lost his mind.

My mom said she saw it flying over the mall and it was like, 'You’re gonna regret this.'

My little brother drew it on his math test and got sent to the principal’s office.

The Eagle-Hawk is the worst bird ever. It’s like the eagle and the hawk had a baby and it came out looking like a mess.

Emmiie Noodles Starfishes Valetine said she saw it on New Year’s and it cried like a baby.

I tried to be friends with it and it pecked my face off.

The Eagle-Hawk is so bad it makes the class clown look good.