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When you're doing the deed in a car and some idiot crashes into you from behind sending you flying like a f***ed-up squirrel through the windshield
I was mid-swoop when the car behind me slammed into us like a f***ing meatball
I went through the windshield like a f***ed-up raccoon during a f***ed-up car crash
I got tossed through the windshield like a f***ed-up eagle during a f***ed-up rear-end collision