Eagle hit
When you're too good for your main girl and go off with some tramp who looks like they got hit by a bus.
My dude cheated on his girl with some old lady who still wears a fanny pack.
She had a hot girlfriend, but he went for the girl who still uses a landline.
He ditched his main chick for a girl who looks like she's been sitting in a dumpster for 20 years.