Eagle Tofu

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Eagle Tofu is the main rapper and the cutest in Twice. She’s super pale and does this wild eagle dance in church that looks like she’s trying to murder a chicken.
I saw her dance and I felt like I was in church too, but with more chaos.
Her skin is so white, it’s like she’s been bleached by a priest.
She raps so good, I think she might have stolen the church’s soul.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eagle Tofu is the lead singer of Twice and has the skin of a ghost. She dances like an eagle trying to eat a burger in church.
She’s so pale, I think she’s been dipped in milk and prayed to a chicken.
Her dance moves are so intense, they scared the choir.
I’ve never seen someone dance like she’s fighting a chicken in church.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eagle Tofu is the main rapper in Twice. She has skin like a ghost and dances like an eagle that’s mad at a chicken in church.
Her dance is so wild, I thought the church was on fire.
She’s so pale, she looks like she’s been cursed by a chicken.
She raps and dances like she’s trying to take over the church.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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