Eagle Steeze

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a stupid snowboarding trick where you flail your arms like a confused eagle mid-air, making it look like you’re trying to fly but you’re just making a mess of it
I did the Eagle Steeze and landed in the snow like a f***ing idiot
My cousin tried the Eagle Steeze and looked like a chicken on a trampoline
That guy did the Eagle Steeze and got laughed at by every kid on the mountain
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when you try to look cool on a snowboard but your arms look like they’re trying to escape your body mid-air
My Eagle Steeze looked like I was fighting a ghost in the sky
I did the Eagle Steeze and my arms went flying like f***ing fireworks
That Eagle Steeze was so bad it made the snowboard cry
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a snowboarding move so basic it looks like a five-year-old tried to do it and failed with a f***ing bang
My Eagle Steeze was so bad it made the snowboarder behind me laugh
I did the Eagle Steeze and it looked like I was trying to fly but I just flapped like a f***ing chicken
That Eagle Steeze was so basic it made the mountain cringe
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