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Ealing Common

The only place in Ealing where kids go to show off and get their shag on. Watch out for roadmen who like to come out of nowhere and give you a slap.

I went to Ealing Common and got slapped by a roadman. He said I was too loud.

My friend tried to show off and got caught by the teacher. He got sent to the office.

I tried to do a shag in a bush and got caught by the park warden. He told me to leave or I’d get a detention.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealing Common

The sacred spot where Ealing kids go to get their shag on and pay respects to the chavs. Don’t get caught by the roadmen or the teacher.

I went to Ealing Common and got caught by the teacher. He told me to stop being a nuisance or I’d get a detention.

My friend tried to show off and got caught by a roadman. He got a slap and told to leave.

I went to Ealing Common and got a shag in a bush. Got caught by the park warden. He told me to leave or I’d get a slap.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealing

The Queen of the Suburbs. Located in west London. It’s got chav central in Acton, Southall is like little India, Perivale is Perv-vale, Greenford is where all the kids who take the bus to school and are always late live. It’s a nice place, but only if you’re not stuck with any of them.

Acton is chav central, and I live there. I’m not chav, I’m just stuck with them.

Southall is like little India. I once had a curry so strong it gave me a headache.

Greenford is the worst. I take the bus to school and I’m always late.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealing

A London Borough. Also called the London Borough of Poland because it’s packed with Polish people who have no idea why they’re in Ealing.

Ealing is the London Borough of Poland. I don’t know why I’m here.

I’m Polish and I’m in Ealing. I have no idea why.

My uncle moved to Ealing because he thought it was London. He was wrong.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealing

A mostly middle class west London suburb where you’re either a slag, a nitty, a chav, or all three. Everyone is a racist, white private school kid, a wannabe roadman, or a state school kid pretending to be rich.

I’m a state school kid pretending to be rich. I live in Ealing.

I’m a private school kid and I hate everyone.

I’m a wannabe roadman and I wear sunglasses all the time.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealing

A propa wastecadet who can be influenced by some mandemz. He says safe and bare to show his approval or disapproval. He’s just a typical white boy.

I’m a wastecadet and I say safe when I like something.

I say bare when I don’t like someone. I’m just a typical white boy.

I’m influenced by some mandemz. I don’t know what they are, but they’re cool.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealing

A weird way to spell the sea creature 'eel'. It looks like it was written by someone who can't spell and doesn't know what an eel is.

Ealing is a weird way to spell eel. I thought it was a place.

I saw Ealing and I thought it was a sea creature.

I tried to spell eel and I wrote Ealing. I’m bad at spelling.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealing

Retarded. It’s the worst place. No one wants to live there.

Ealing is retarded. I live there and I hate it.

I’m from Ealing. I’m retarded.

I don’t want to live in Ealing. It’s the worst.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealing

The place where every schoolchild in Ealing goes once a month to pay respect to the founding chavs and have a shag in a bush. Watch out for roadmen, they’re always hanging around the park.

Every month I go to the park to pay respects to the founding chavs. I also have a shag in a bush.

I go to the park every month. I don’t know why, but I do it.

Roadmen are always hanging around the park. I don’t like them.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealia

A chill and sweet person who leads the way and doesn't quit when life kicks them in the nuts

Ealia walked into the room like she owned it, and the whole group shut up just to listen.

She didn’t even flinch when the boss yelled at her. Just smiled and said, 'I’ve had worse days.'

Even after getting fired, she still showed up for lunch like nothing happened.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealia

A cool and kind person who’s always in charge and never backs down from life’s mess

Ealia took the blame for the whole team’s mistake and just said, 'It’s all good.'

She never got angry when people messed up. Just said, 'I’ve seen worse.'

Even when the whole project failed, she still said, 'We’ll try again tomorrow.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealia

A laid-back and friendly person who runs things and doesn’t let life beat them up

Ealia showed up to the meeting in pajamas and still got everyone to listen.

She didn’t even cry when the dog ran away. Just said, 'He’ll come back.'

She laughed when the printer broke. 'It’s just paper,' she said.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eali

A total skank who’d rather bang a dinosaur than keep her man, and she steals other people’s husbands like they’re hot cakes.

Eali cheated on me with a T-Rex and then called me a meatball.

She stole my man and now I have to eat pizza for breakfast.

Eali’s got more boyfriends than I’ve got problems.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eali

A girl so hot she could melt ice cream, and she’s got more style than your mom and more attitude than a middle schooler on a sugar rush.

Eali walked in and the whole class was like, 'who the hell is that?'

She wears sunglasses at noon and still gets complimented.

Eali’s got more sass than a raccoon with a megaphone.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eali

The cutest guy ever, and I literally can’t breathe without him. He’s like my emotional oxygen.

I love him more than pizza and my mom’s cooking combined.

He’s the only person who can make me laugh when I’m crying.

If I don’t see him, I get a headache and a mood.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eali

A fag who plays Xbox like it’s a job, and he’d rather fuck his sister than beat his cousin at a game.

He spent all night playing Xbox and forgot to do his homework.

He called his sister a meatball and then kissed her.

He lost a game and cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Eali

A backstabbing, ugly, bad-ass whore who thinks she’s the best but everyone knows she’s just a crusty piece of trash.

She said I was ugly and then stole my man.

She talked behind my back and then called me a meatball.

Everyone knows she’s just a crusty, backstabbing skank.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealga

An ancient way to measure how much you’d pay for something, like if you were a beggar and got kicked out of a temple.

My grandma said she paid 10 ealga for a loaf of bread and got kicked out of the temple for it.

The priest said, 'You can't afford the ealga, so you're out.'

I tried to buy a sandwich with ealga and got laughed at.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealga

A fancy word for seaweed that only Spanish people use, probably because they're too lazy to say 'seaweed' properly.

My Spanish cousin said the seaweed was called ealga, and I said, 'That’s just seaweed.'

The Spanish chef used ealga in his soup and I threw it out.

My friend tried to impress me with ealga and I called him a seaweed lover.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ealga

An Irish name that sounds like it was picked out by someone who hates you and wants you to be cursed by a leprechaun.

My cousin’s name is Ealga and he got cursed by a leprechaun for being annoying.

The leprechaun said, 'You’re named Ealga, so you’re doomed.'

I told my friend to name his kid Ealga, and now he’s cursed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago