Eali

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A total skank who’d rather bang a dinosaur than keep her man, and she steals other people’s husbands like they’re hot cakes.

Eali cheated on me with a T-Rex and then called me a meatball.

She stole my man and now I have to eat pizza for breakfast.

Eali’s got more boyfriends than I’ve got problems.

A girl so hot she could melt ice cream, and she’s got more style than your mom and more attitude than a middle schooler on a sugar rush.

Eali walked in and the whole class was like, 'who the hell is that?'

She wears sunglasses at noon and still gets complimented.

Eali’s got more sass than a raccoon with a megaphone.

The cutest guy ever, and I literally can’t breathe without him. He’s like my emotional oxygen.

I love him more than pizza and my mom’s cooking combined.

He’s the only person who can make me laugh when I’m crying.

If I don’t see him, I get a headache and a mood.

A fag who plays Xbox like it’s a job, and he’d rather fuck his sister than beat his cousin at a game.

He spent all night playing Xbox and forgot to do his homework.

He called his sister a meatball and then kissed her.

He lost a game and cried like a baby.

A backstabbing, ugly, bad-ass whore who thinks she’s the best but everyone knows she’s just a crusty piece of trash.

She said I was ugly and then stole my man.

She talked behind my back and then called me a meatball.

Everyone knows she’s just a crusty, backstabbing skank.