Ealing Common

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The holy ground where Ealing kids go to worship the first chavs and get their boners out in the bushes. Watch out for roadmen who like to hide and scare kids.

I went to Ealing Common and got caught by a roadman. He told me to run or he’d give me a wedgie.

My friend got a shag in a bush and got caught by the teacher. He got a detention for life.

I tried to sneak in a fag during the pilgrimage. Got caught by the park warden. He told me to quit or I’d get a slap.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The only place in Ealing where kids go to show off and get their shag on. Watch out for roadmen who like to come out of nowhere and give you a slap.

I went to Ealing Common and got slapped by a roadman. He said I was too loud.

My friend tried to show off and got caught by the teacher. He got sent to the office.

I tried to do a shag in a bush and got caught by the park warden. He told me to leave or I’d get a detention.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The sacred spot where Ealing kids go to get their shag on and pay respects to the chavs. Don’t get caught by the roadmen or the teacher.

I went to Ealing Common and got caught by the teacher. He told me to stop being a nuisance or I’d get a detention.

My friend tried to show off and got caught by a roadman. He got a slap and told to leave.

I went to Ealing Common and got a shag in a bush. Got caught by the park warden. He told me to leave or I’d get a slap.

by Slangipedia 14d ago