Ealing Common - The only place in Ealing where kids go to show off and get t

The only place in Ealing where kids go to show off and get their shag on. Watch out for roadmen who like to come out of nowhere and give you a slap.

I went to Ealing Common and got slapped by a roadman. He said I was too loud.

My friend tried to show off and got caught by the teacher. He got sent to the office.

I tried to do a shag in a bush and got caught by the park warden. He told me to leave or I’d get a detention.