Ealing Common - The sacred spot where Ealing kids go to get their shag on an

The sacred spot where Ealing kids go to get their shag on and pay respects to the chavs. Don’t get caught by the roadmen or the teacher.

I went to Ealing Common and got caught by the teacher. He told me to stop being a nuisance or I’d get a detention.

My friend tried to show off and got caught by a roadman. He got a slap and told to leave.

I went to Ealing Common and got a shag in a bush. Got caught by the park warden. He told me to leave or I’d get a slap.