Ealing

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The Queen of the Suburbs. Located in west London. It’s got chav central in Acton, Southall is like little India, Perivale is Perv-vale, Greenford is where all the kids who take the bus to school and are always late live. It’s a nice place, but only if you’re not stuck with any of them.

Acton is chav central, and I live there. I’m not chav, I’m just stuck with them.

Southall is like little India. I once had a curry so strong it gave me a headache.

Greenford is the worst. I take the bus to school and I’m always late.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A London Borough. Also called the London Borough of Poland because it’s packed with Polish people who have no idea why they’re in Ealing.

Ealing is the London Borough of Poland. I don’t know why I’m here.

I’m Polish and I’m in Ealing. I have no idea why.

My uncle moved to Ealing because he thought it was London. He was wrong.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A mostly middle class west London suburb where you’re either a slag, a nitty, a chav, or all three. Everyone is a racist, white private school kid, a wannabe roadman, or a state school kid pretending to be rich.

I’m a state school kid pretending to be rich. I live in Ealing.

I’m a private school kid and I hate everyone.

I’m a wannabe roadman and I wear sunglasses all the time.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A propa wastecadet who can be influenced by some mandemz. He says safe and bare to show his approval or disapproval. He’s just a typical white boy.

I’m a wastecadet and I say safe when I like something.

I say bare when I don’t like someone. I’m just a typical white boy.

I’m influenced by some mandemz. I don’t know what they are, but they’re cool.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A weird way to spell the sea creature 'eel'. It looks like it was written by someone who can't spell and doesn't know what an eel is.

Ealing is a weird way to spell eel. I thought it was a place.

I saw Ealing and I thought it was a sea creature.

I tried to spell eel and I wrote Ealing. I’m bad at spelling.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Retarded. It’s the worst place. No one wants to live there.

Ealing is retarded. I live there and I hate it.

I’m from Ealing. I’m retarded.

I don’t want to live in Ealing. It’s the worst.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The place where every schoolchild in Ealing goes once a month to pay respect to the founding chavs and have a shag in a bush. Watch out for roadmen, they’re always hanging around the park.

Every month I go to the park to pay respects to the founding chavs. I also have a shag in a bush.

I go to the park every month. I don’t know why, but I do it.

Roadmen are always hanging around the park. I don’t like them.

by Slangipedia 14d ago