Ealga
An Irish name that sounds like it was picked out by someone who hates you and wants you to be cursed by a leprechaun.
My cousin’s name is Ealga and he got cursed by a leprechaun for being annoying.
The leprechaun said, 'You’re named Ealga, so you’re doomed.'
I told my friend to name his kid Ealga, and now he’s cursed.