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Ealexis
Ealexis is a total diva who only cares about her hair and face, but she’ll back you up through hell if you need it. She’ll fight for you like a crazy person and laugh at anyone who tries to mess with you.
You get bullied in class. Ealexis walks in and tells the bully to shut up or she’ll rip his hair out.
Your crush ignores you. Ealexis texts you: 'I’ll slap him if you want.'
You fail a test. Ealexis texts you: 'I’ll fail with you. Let’s be bad together.'
Ealexis
Ealexis is all about herself, but she’s your best friend and will punch anyone who tries to hurt you. She’s got your back no matter what.
Your ex comes back. Ealexis texts you: 'I’ll text him and say you’re married.'
You cry in the hallway. Ealexis walks in and says, 'I’ll cry with you.'
You get into a fight. Ealexis jumps in and starts screaming at everyone.
Ealexis
Ealexis is obsessed with her looks, but she’s your number one supporter. She’ll fight anyone who tries to make you feel bad.
You get called a name. Ealexis yells at the person and says, 'You’re ugly!'
You get into a fight. Ealexis runs in and starts throwing punches.
You fail a test. Ealexis says, 'We’re both failing. I’m with you.'
Ealda
A sugar-coated nightmare who’ll help you pass a test but will also tell you about Flavio’s weird dreams. You’ll be stuck listening for hours.
Ealda: 'Flavio dreams about jellyfish in space. You should too.'
Ealda showed me how to do my math homework. Then she explained why Flavio’s a ‘deep love.’
She helped me with my essay. Then I had to write about Flavio’s life story.
Ealda
A human who acts like a saint but will talk your ear off about Flavio. You’ll thank her, then want to punch her.
'Flavio’s the best. He likes tacos. You should like him too.'
Ealda helped me study. Then she said Flavio’s ‘deeply in love’ with her. It was weird.
She gave me a snack. Then she asked me about Flavio’s dreams.
Ealda
A nice person who will help you with your work but will also make you listen to Flavio stories for hours. It’s like being stuck with a weird relative.
Ealda helped me with my homework. Then she told me about Flavio’s weird dream about a taco monster.
She was nice. Then she said Flavio’s ‘deeply in love’ and I wanted to scream.
Ealda gave me advice. Then I had to listen to Flavio’s life story for 20 minutes.
Ealat
Ealat is the most bizarre friend ever. She acts normal in front of strangers but if you actually become friends with one, you're doomed. If she's on her period, you run. You hide. You pray to every god you know.
I got trapped in her house during her period. I ran out crying.
She texted me at 2 AM: 'I need you to come over. NOW.' I said no.
She tried to make me eat her period. I fainted.
Ealat
Ealat is like a monster in human form. She’ll smile at your face but if you let her near you, she’ll eat your soul. Don’t even think about visiting her when she’s PMSing. You’ll wish you were dead.
She texted me: 'I’ll kill you if you don’t come over.' I came. I got killed.
I walked in on her during her period. I walked out in tears.
She tried to turn my dog into her lunch. I had to save him.
Ealat
Ealat is the worst kind of friend. She’s fine until she’s PMSing. Then she’s a nightmare. You’d rather fight a dragon than be her friend when she’s mad.
She texted me: 'I will murder you if you don’t come over.' I came. I got murdered.
I saw her during her period. I fainted. I died.
She tried to eat my dog. I had to fight her.
Ealat
Ealat is your friend who’s normal until she’s mad. Then she’s a monster. If you’re stupid enough to visit her when she’s PMSing, you’ll regret it for life.
She texted me: 'I will end you if you don’t come over.' I came. I got ended.
She came to my house. I ran. I hid. I cried.
She tried to eat my brain. I ran for my life.
Ealat
Ealat is the weirdest friend you can ever have. She’s normal until she’s PMSing. Then she’s a monster. Don’t let her near you when she’s mad. You’ll wish you were dead.
She texted me: 'I will kill you if you don’t come over.' I came. I got killed.
I saw her during her period. I fainted. I died.
She tried to eat my brain. I ran for my life.
Ealan
Ealan is the goddes Eliav's ugly baby who got stuck being her servant. People say he's hot, but no one wants to admit it.
My mom says Ealan is a beast but still wants to be his slave.
I saw Eliav dump a pizza on Ealan's head. He didn’t even flinch.
Ealan is the only guy who can make Eliav cry during a bathroom break.
Ealan
Ealan is the goddes Eliav's annoying little brother who has to do everything she says. Some people think he's a total looker.
Ealan got stuck cleaning Eliav's hair. It took him three hours.
Eliav made Ealan eat a whole cake for breakfast. He cried.
Ealan tried to flirt with a goddess. It didn’t go well.
Ealan
Ealan is the goddes Eliav's unwanted kid who has to be her slave. He’s hot, but no one wants to admit it.
Ealan got in trouble for saying Eliav looked like a pig in a dress.
Eliav made Ealan run a marathon in the middle of the night.
Ealan flirts with everyone, even the other gods.
Ealaf
Ealaf is a total slouch who doesn't care about anything but laughs at your problems like they're jokes. She’s super smart and can do anything, but she’s also a mean, gossiping, rude piece of work who everyone still loves because she’s hilarious and looks like she’s high 24/7.
Ealaf just laughed at my failed math test like it was the funniest thing ever. 'You failed? Haha, I’m surprised you even showed up.'
She told my crush I was a 'disaster in human form' and then laughed for 10 minutes.
Ealaf said my hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown and then she took a selfie with it.
Ealaf
Ealaf is the laziest, most talented person who doesn't give a damn. She’s super smart, tells the worst jokes, and everyone loves her even though she’s a rude, gossiping, loudmouth who looks like she’s been smoking all day.
Ealaf told the teacher my essay was 'the worst thing I’ve ever read' and then laughed when I got a C.
She said my lunch was 'the saddest thing since the dinosaurs' and then ate it.
Ealaf called my mom a 'disaster' and then said she was 'kind of cute' and laughed at me.
Ealaf
Ealaf is a total mess who doesn’t care about anything. She’s smart, funny, and can do anything, but she’s also a loud, rude, mean gossip who everyone loves because she’s hilarious and looks like she’s been on a never-ending bender.
Ealaf told my crush my laugh was 'the worst thing ever' and then laughed at me for 10 minutes.
She said my presentation was 'the most boring thing since the last math class' and then took a nap.
Ealaf told my mom I was 'the most annoying kid in the world' and then said she was 'kind of hot' and laughed.
Eala
A Fortnite brat who plays nonstop and screams at you for even breathing wrong near Fortnite
You say Fortnite is trash and he DMs you: 'I will report you to the Fortnite gods.'
He spends 12 hours a day in the game and calls you a 'Fortnite heretic.'
He sends you a 500-word rant about communication abuse because you said 'I don't like this game.'
Eala
A Fortnite kid who thinks he’s the king of the game and will report you for no reason if you mess with Fortnite
You say Fortnite is bad and he replies: 'You’re a Fortnite traitor. I will report you.'
He spends 18 hours a day in Fortnite and calls you a 'Fortnite enemy.'
He sends you a 200-word message about how you broke the game just by saying 'I don’t like this.'
Eala
A Fortnite kid who plays all day and yells at you for even thinking about hating Fortnite
You say Fortnite is trash and he DMs you: 'I will report you to the Fortnite gods, you dirty heretic.'
He plays Fortnite 24/7 and calls you a 'Fortnite demon.'
He sends you a message that’s 10 pages long because you said 'I don’t like this game.'
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