Ealat
Ealat is the most bizarre friend ever. She acts normal in front of strangers but if you actually become friends with one, you're doomed. If she's on her period, you run. You hide. You pray to every god you know.
I got trapped in her house during her period. I ran out crying.
She texted me at 2 AM: 'I need you to come over. NOW.' I said no.
She tried to make me eat her period. I fainted.