Ealat

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Ealat is the most bizarre friend ever. She acts normal in front of strangers but if you actually become friends with one, you're doomed. If she's on her period, you run. You hide. You pray to every god you know.
I got trapped in her house during her period. I ran out crying.
She texted me at 2 AM: 'I need you to come over. NOW.' I said no.
She tried to make me eat her period. I fainted.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ealat is like a monster in human form. She’ll smile at your face but if you let her near you, she’ll eat your soul. Don’t even think about visiting her when she’s PMSing. You’ll wish you were dead.
She texted me: 'I’ll kill you if you don’t come over.' I came. I got killed.
I walked in on her during her period. I walked out in tears.
She tried to turn my dog into her lunch. I had to save him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ealat is the worst kind of friend. She’s fine until she’s PMSing. Then she’s a nightmare. You’d rather fight a dragon than be her friend when she’s mad.
She texted me: 'I will murder you if you don’t come over.' I came. I got murdered.
I saw her during her period. I fainted. I died.
She tried to eat my dog. I had to fight her.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ealat is your friend who’s normal until she’s mad. Then she’s a monster. If you’re stupid enough to visit her when she’s PMSing, you’ll regret it for life.
She texted me: 'I will end you if you don’t come over.' I came. I got ended.
She came to my house. I ran. I hid. I cried.
She tried to eat my brain. I ran for my life.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ealat is the weirdest friend you can ever have. She’s normal until she’s PMSing. Then she’s a monster. Don’t let her near you when she’s mad. You’ll wish you were dead.
She texted me: 'I will kill you if you don’t come over.' I came. I got killed.
I saw her during her period. I fainted. I died.
She tried to eat my brain. I ran for my life.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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