Ealexis
Ealexis is all about herself, but she’s your best friend and will punch anyone who tries to hurt you. She’s got your back no matter what.
Your ex comes back. Ealexis texts you: 'I’ll text him and say you’re married.'
You cry in the hallway. Ealexis walks in and says, 'I’ll cry with you.'
You get into a fight. Ealexis jumps in and starts screaming at everyone.