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Daelin

When your eyebrows are so good, they make the whole face look like a million bucks. Fleek means you’re basically perfect. Or at least you think you are.

My eyebrows are fleek. My face looks like a billion dollars. I’m basically a god.

My brother’s eyebrows are not fleek. He looks like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.

I woke up and my eyebrows were fleek. I didn’t even brush my teeth.

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Daeli

Daeli is when you're so wasted you eat a whole bag of gold nuggits like it's your last meal, then you puke on the floor of a church while your cousin cries because they had to clean it up.

I just Daeli'd at the altar and my cousin is screaming at me.

Gold nuggits for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Now I'm Daeli-ing in the church.

I Daeli'd so hard I woke up in the parking lot with a priest yelling at me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daeli

Daeli is when you're so drunk you think the church is a buffet and you eat so many gold nuggits you pass out on the floor.

I Daeli'd so much I passed out and woke up in the pews.

Gold nuggits, beer, and a church floor. That’s how I Daeli'd.

I Daeli'd so hard I forgot my name and my priest had to call my mom.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daeli

Daeli is when you're so full of gold nuggits and alcohol you think you're a saint, but then you throw up on the altar and the priest calls the cops.

I Daeli'd and threw up on the altar. The priest called the cops and I got a ticket.

Gold nuggits and holy water. That’s how I Daeli'd.

I Daeli'd so much I got kicked out of the church and my mom had to come get me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daeleon

Daeleon is a total boss who doesn't need nobody. She's got a mouth like a cannon and will cuss you out for no reason. But if she likes you, she'll laugh at your dumb jokes and let you live.

Daeleon: 'You're the worst. I don't even know why I talk to you.'

Daeleon just cussed me out for forgetting her birthday.

Daeleon laughed so hard at my face when I said 'pizza is a fruit.'

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Daeleon

Daeleon is a loudmouth with a brain full of trash. She'll talk your ear off and still find time to insult you. But she's got that cute brown skin and a head full of hair that makes her look like a queen.

Daeleon: 'You're like a bad meme. I can't even stand you anymore.'

Daeleon screamed at me for 10 minutes straight.

Daeleon called me a 'trash can with a face' during lunch.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daeleon

Daeleon is the kind of girl who'll cuss you out in front of everyone and then laugh in your face. She talks way too much and doesn't shut up, but she's got that cool vibe that makes you want to hang with her.

Daeleon cussed me out in front of the whole class.

Daeleon didn't stop talking for 10 minutes during the movie.

Daeleon laughed when I tripped in front of everyone.

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Daelen

A Daelen is a kind of human who thinks they're totally average, but they're actually a god in disguise. They make you feel like you're the best person ever, even when you're just a total mess.

You’re the best friend I’ve ever had, even though you think you’re just a normal person.

I would trust you with my last dollar and my first embarrassment.

You’re like a saint, but you think you’re just a regular person.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daelen

A Daelen is a guy who acts like a sweetheart until he's done with you. Then he goes off to flirt with every girl he sees while watching porn and screaming at a video game.

You said you’d never cheat again, and now you’re with some girl from the pizza place.

You're the worst, but you're still my favorite.

You're like a dog with a bone, but you drop it the second you get distracted.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daelen

A Daelen is a girl who thinks Florida is the northernmost state and can’t tell if Colorado is a city or a state. She’s a total lost cause.

I asked her where Florida was, and she said it was up north, next to Canada.

She thought Denver was a person, not a place.

She still thinks Colorado is the name of a pizza place.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daelen

A Daelen is a girl who survived a ton of trauma and still came out strong. She’s super chill and always there for you, even if she’s got no idea where Colorado is.

You’re my rock, even though you don’t know where Denver is.

You’ve been through hell and came out smiling.

You’re the best friend anyone could ever ask for, even if you think Florida is in Canada.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daeleb

A random chat on DEA server that turned into a pointless argument because both people are too dumb to shut up.

'Why are you still talking? You're both wrong.'

'This is the worst lebdae ever.'

‘You’re not even close to being smart enough to end this.’

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Daeleb

When two people on DEA server start talking and refuse to stop even though it's making everyone else go insane.

‘I swear if you say one more thing I'm gonna kill you.’

‘This lebdae is louder than my mom’s screaming.’

‘I’m gonna leave this server just to get away from you two.’

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Daeleb

A stupid conversation on DEA server that started with nothing and now everyone is tired of it.

‘Why do you even talk? Just shut up.’

‘This lebdae is like a broken record.’

‘You two are worse than my teacher.’

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daelan

A guy who smiles so much it looks like he’s about to pee himself and you can’t help but laugh.

Daelan walked in and said, 'Hey, I just won a bet that I could eat a whole pizza in 30 seconds.' I believed him. I was wrong.

He told a joke so bad it made my dog cry.

He winked at me and I immediately started sweating.

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Daelan

A guy who steals your girl like she’s a sandwich and then eats her for breakfast.

He asked my girl out and she said yes before I even finished my coffee.

He asked my girl to prom and I had to wear a tuxedo to the hospital.

He gave my girl a flower and then she started dating him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daelan

A guy who doesn’t care if you’re mad at him, and if you’re mad at him, he’ll just laugh in your face.

He told me I was ugly and I just yelled at him.

He called my mom a bad name and then said it was a compliment.

He told me I was a bad friend and then I punched him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daelan

A guy who makes you laugh so hard you start coughing and your dog starts barking.

He told a joke about his dog and I started crying.

He told me a story so funny I had to go to the bathroom.

He told a joke about my mom and I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daelan

A guy who plays a video game from 2014 so much he forgot how to talk to real people.

He played that game so much he forgot how to breathe.

He beat that game 50 times and still says it’s the best one ever.

He talked to his dog more than he talked to me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daekwon

Daekwon is a hot guy with a huge heart and a meaty pole that could knock out a horse

I saw Daekwon at the gym and my legs turned to jelly

He gave me a sandwich and a wink, I’m still blushing

He walked by and my phone dropped in the toilet

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